My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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