Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You ate ashes out of my bong
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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