I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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