I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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