You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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