ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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