He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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