the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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