Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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