Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Randomize
