ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
her vagine was all disorganized.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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