Where is the hickey?
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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