brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I think my nap took me to another dimension
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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