8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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