Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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