Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I just gargled with NyQuil
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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