How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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