So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
