Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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