Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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