you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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