Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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