Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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