Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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