So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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