did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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