Having a random hookup so left but love u
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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