Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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