did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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