Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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