Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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