oh god the rape fog is back!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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