He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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