I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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