Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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