do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Randomize
