I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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