That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Apparently you make a good broom.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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