found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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