Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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