I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Four minutes until I can fart!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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