he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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