You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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