He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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