There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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