I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
if only i could text you this smell
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Randomize
