So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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