Three words: puerto rican gang bang
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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