he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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