Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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