I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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