i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
NoShamevember. You game?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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