It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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