Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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