I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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