The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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