How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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