dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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