laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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